it hurts more in the daytime
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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