Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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