I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how can u be prego again
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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