You work out of a Hotel?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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