So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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