Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
