Its about making memories worth repressing
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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