why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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