he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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