But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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