Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Dick very happy bro
Randomize
