is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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