Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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