I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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