that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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