i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
