Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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