fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
If I die, sorry about rent.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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