lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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