I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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