Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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