Can i not drive my cunt home
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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