I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You can't motorboat a personality
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Found your dick twin last night
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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