the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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