I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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