first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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