What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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