seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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