I want to walk on stilts...naked
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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