So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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