this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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