the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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