In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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