I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Randomize
