Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Randomize
