I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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