do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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