Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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