im drinking this country out of the recession.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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