We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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