I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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