Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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