can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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