I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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