Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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