you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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