i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Found your dick twin last night
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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