BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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