Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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