Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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